Yesterday I was witness to a tragedy.Yesterday I was scarred for life.
Yesterday I saw a camel toe to rival all camel toes.
Seriously. A HUGE camel toe. Which I couldn't stop looking at and marvelling at how uncomfortable said camel toe must be.
I'm sorry gals, but sometimes it's best to buy a size up. Or rearrange things so that you do not have a camel toe that I need to keep looking at and snickering (but buy a size up - trust me on this!). Even Matt was giggling. A camel toe of epic proportions.
Please ladies, guard against the camel toe. Be prepared. No one wants to see your camel toe. No one. Be vigilant. Be alert. Your camel toe needs you.
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I just stumbled on your blog, and this made me giggle. The same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. Tights with short t-shirts? Not a good idea. This thing seriously looked ravenous; I was driving and I rolled my window up just in case it got loose.
ReplyDeletei love the whole tights thing. but i could never love the hungry gyn gyn. seriously can one not feel those pants being tucked away. but I was always amazed at how a woman could not feel her butt in the cold breeze. now the camels are out too.
ReplyDeletethere is no time or place for a camel toe. oversize tees are the fashion, pop one on and flick it out.
Cripes. How did I ever miss that? Such an innocent childhood...
ReplyDeleteOoooh, I hate the ol camel toe as well. Actually we used to call my Dad's ex girlfriend Camel Toe (not to her face, that would've been gold!) because she always had her beige Country Road slacks wedged right up her puntang (bad combo CT, and beige cinos). Just as bad is a guy with a CT or even worse when their jeans are so tight you can see the outline of their schlong!
ReplyDeleteEwwww! Camel toes are just awful. How do you not notice?!
ReplyDeleteone of my fav topics... gotta love a camel toe for a good snicker :)
ReplyDeletestop it.....making me snigger like a school kid, that is
ReplyDeleteHear Hear!
ReplyDeletelove it - camel toes conversations are an endless source of amusement!
ReplyDeleteToo much chicken perhaps?
ReplyDeleteOH NO! No-one is ever going to believe me when I say my word verification was 'weedgie'. Im not kidding. Even my boys havent thought of that one!
My next one is 'menhangs'?????
ReplyDeleteAre you doing this on purpose?
I have photos of both! Im sending them via email.
Oh dear. Not a good look.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha - my husband used to work with a serial camel toe-er! in the end we just called her 'mumble pants' - i agree with you pmm, no one wants to be subjected to witnessing a camel toe!
ReplyDeletehere here PMM!
ReplyDeleteThank you funny lady! Love my late-night laugh with PMM.
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my aunty has always called tights, mumblers - cause the lips are moving but you can't hear what they're saying.
ReplyDeletesay no to camel toe.
saw a ripper yesterday - what was she thinking?
ReplyDeleteI don't get the joke. We're looking at a bit of female anatomy -- so what, what's funny? Are you guys like 12, or something?
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