I know. What could ever pull you out of the doldrums? What could ever wield such power?
An Offspring giveaway of course.
That's what.
One lucky winner will receive:
Offspring: Season 1
Offspring: Season 2
Offspring: Season 3
Offspring: Season 3 - Soundtrack
A grand prize value of $149.85
I can feel a girls night coming on!
How to enter?
All you have to do is jump through some flaming hoops, juggle knives, throw flaming darts at your beautiful assistant, and then do a quadruple backflip in pike position.
Or alternatively - you could follow my blog, like me on Facebook, if you're on Twitter - hook me up, and you can come pin with me on Pinterest. Whatever floats your boat.
BUT above all - you must comment on this post - and tell me if you're Team Patrick or Team Chris? And why?
And just in case you've never seen Offspring (who ARE you?!) here's a clip:
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The Nitty Gritty:
Competition only open to Australian residents (sorry ladies).
Entries open Thursday 16th August, 2012.
Entries close Wednesday 22nd August 2012 at 11:59pm.
The judges decision is final.
You must be contactable via email.
COMPETITION NOW CLOSED.
Okay. I've liked you. I've pinterested you. I'm now one of your tweeps.
ReplyDeletePlease may I win?
And definitely Team Patrick.
Team Patrick every time- that 5 o'clock shadow gets me every time!!
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick all the way baby! Love this show....LOVE it! xx
ReplyDeleteI follow you. I am totally team Patrick!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely team Patrick - he's just misunderstood! Love the show... definitely the best thing on tv in a long while.
ReplyDeleteWould love to win :)
I'll go against the grain, Team Chris for me! I miss him so...I liked you on facebook ages ago, hope that counts!
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say that I've never seen an episode (I know I know... I don't know how I managed to miss it either) so I don't know whose team I'm on. If I win I'll watch it all and then get back to you!
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick 110% Why? WHY NOT?! He's disgracefully good looking, that is why!
ReplyDeleteTEAM PATRICK
ReplyDeleteoh my god team patrick. I have an unhealthy obsession with this man. I am so looking forward to Howzat! to see him with a porno mo. It's going to keep me sated in the long wait until next season...
now I need to go have some quiet time.
count me in lady! team chris? I had to stop and try and remember who the hell chris was?! pfft to chris, team patrick every time. reason? um.. all the deliciousness x
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great giveaway! I follow you on FB and Twitter.
ReplyDeleteFor me it's Team Patrick all the way... because he's tall, dark and handsome. Dark brooding eyes, gorgeous eyebrows, just enough hair on the chest... Oh, how come it's getting so hot here all of a sudden?
when Patrick and Nina got it on in his sisters hallway and the shirt came off - gorgeous bod, amazing tatt, bedroom eyes, I was like 'oh my lordy'. except I said it out loud which I didn't realise until my husband was like, 'what the hell?' Lol! Following of course..
ReplyDeletePatrick. Patrick. Patrick.
ReplyDeleteHe's just too lovely...
The smile. Those eyes. Delicious.
And Chris...?
Chris who...?
Long time Blog follower.
Big pottymouthmama fan.
How did I not already follow you on pinterest? I even talked about you to the Chanel "lady" today when I got some new make up to make myself all pretty like with the new frock I promised you a photo of! Anyhow, totally Team Patrick - the grin, the shoulders and the voice. A pretty fabulous mix in my opinion!
ReplyDeleteTEAM CHRIS. Patrick looks like a serial killer and Chris doesn't - SIMPLE!
ReplyDeletePatrick for the win!
ReplyDeletePatrick all the way for me, actually I wish Patrick would go all the way "with" me........
ReplyDeletePatrick all the way for me, actually I wish Patrick would go all the way "with" me........
ReplyDeleteOh Patrick of course! Those eyes. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteI've followed you (oops thought I always did!) I like you, I have always been a tweep.........can there be a team Patrick AND Chris????? Ok no.....team patrick!!!
ReplyDeleteI've followed you (oops thought I always did!) I like you, I have always been a tweep.........can there be a team Patrick AND Chris????? Ok no.....team patrick!!!
ReplyDeletePerfect, palatable, pinch yourself Patrick! Love your blog and FB updates Lexi!
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick. Thank goodness we didn't have to choose team Adam. Now that would have been a hard one!
ReplyDeletea follower, and a tweeter, and a 'laugh aloud on the train'
ReplyDeleteOn Offspring, OMG was I relieved when Nina got off her boat and allowed him his voice! Literally exhale.
And then replay.
Am mourning like post Stieg L depression until next season!
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Team Patrick all the way baby. How could you not be? He's sex on legs! That tattoo Patrick has? My god I want to lick it. I just get so caught up in those eyes. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteI'm on team Chris. I liked him and feel that what they had was just left unresolved. But now Nina is preggas to Patrick, Chris won't be coming back. I love love love this show. But with bed time dramas of a 5 year old I often missed the start of the show and had to listen really hard to hear what was happening over pleas to stay up later. Please pick me.
ReplyDeleteI already like/follow you and I dont really use pinterest much... And I'm team neither. Because I've never seen the show. Which is obviously why I need to win!!
ReplyDeletei'm team patrick, all the way!
ReplyDeleteone reason.
that cherry tree tattoo. droooooooooooool!
Patrick definitely!
ReplyDeleteI follow your blog and very, very soon I'm coming out of the dark ages and getting on board Pinterest and Facebook (I know, I know!)... so I'll be hanging with you there too.
I'd LOVE to win, thanks for the chance!
Absolutely team Patrick!! Hot...hot....smokin hot.
ReplyDeleteGah, this prize is beyond awesome because I never saw any of Season 1 or 2... Where was I? I don't know...
ReplyDeleteBut just from Season 3, I am Team Patrick all the way.
xx
OMG! TEAM PATRICK is the only team!
ReplyDeleteLiked you on facebook
Thanks,
meladdy@hotmail.com
Im shaking my pom poms for Dr Chris. Maybe he could come back and be introduced to Rosanna?
ReplyDeletePatrick is too shifty, hope he gets to smile a bit more in season 4.
Team Chris!
ReplyDeletePatrick needs to shave. I so love Nina, everything in her head is in MY head. Only difference is, I don't have a TV Show made for me. Sigh.
Team Patrick for me! I think it's that smirky smile he has about him.... like at any moment he's going to take you, right then and there against the wall!!!! Yes please!
ReplyDeleteYou may find this hard to believe but I've never seen Offspring. Ever. Yet I know exactly how to dress like Nina.
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to jump in halfway through so I've been waiting til the DVDs go on sale. You could put me out of my misery and let me join the human race again by picking me! Pretty please?! X
Oh, and if Patrick is the sexy beast in the photo, then I'm Team Patrick all the way!
ReplyDeleteJesus, Patrick of course.
ReplyDeleteGood Golly! It is TEAM PATRICK all the way... he had me at his tattoo.. oh my....
ReplyDeleteYou know what!? I'm team Chris! Well I was until the bub come into the picture. It was time to move on. Patrick is so frustrating. So many Patrick's in the world, not so many Chris's.... Or so it would seem.
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! I would possibly have to say that I am 'slightly' obsessed when it comes to Offspring, but it is Patrick who has won over my heart! I am going through bad withdrawals from my weekly dose of Offspring, which I thought could be cured by the Fifty Shades books, but I was mistaken! Therefore, I require this prize as a matter urgency ... Stat!
ReplyDeletePATRICK -my god he is just so so sooooo sexy!
ReplyDeletedefinitely team Patrick, he's much hotter, and also a bit naughty!!
ReplyDeletefollow on FB, Twitter and Pinterest!
I'm a PMM fan on every social media outlet. Even my fake accounts are a fan. Never seen an episode of Offspring and now I feel I'm missing out. How can I pick a side when I don't know these hotties?
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I caught a glimpse of a sexy actor called Mathew Le Nevez...aka Patrick from Offspring. after the chilling series about Mathew Wales-The Society Murders and years of small tv appearances I am so very excited to see his smiling cheeky face on offspring. I love the chemistry between him and Nina and the fact he loves her crazy life and family.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I caught a glimpse of a sexy actor called Mathew Le Nevez...aka Patrick from Offspring. after the chilling series about Mathew Wales-The Society Murders and years of small tv appearances I am so very excited to see his smiling cheeky face on offspring. I love the chemistry between him and Nina and the fact he loves her crazy life and family.
ReplyDeleteOk so i have jumped through some flaming hoops, juggle knives, thrown flaming darts at my beautiful assistant, and then done a quadruple backflip in pike position. It's all posted on You Tube if you get a chance, check it out!
ReplyDeleteOtherwise just have a look, I have followed you on Twitter and FB.
Chris had NOTHING on Patrick! Patricks all dreamy gorgeousness and cute facial expressions.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you even have to ask, what is it with Patrick, I almost told my husband last night that Patrick is such a turn on. whoops.
ReplyDeleteFollowing and Pinning with you and TOTALLY team Patrick. He is AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen it! But it seems from the comments that most people are for Patrick. I'd have to see for myself to be sure.
ReplyDeletePatrick, Patrick, Patrick! All the way!
ReplyDeleteBEST.SHOW.EVER!
Team Patrick!! He is exciting, honest from the start yet has some mystery about him. He keeps me guessing, he's supportive, surprising and absolutely gorgeous!! Very easy on the eyes. Mmmmm I'm gonna have some sweet dreams tonight ;p
ReplyDeleteI follow you on facebook, twitter and pinterest :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Team Patrick. I was late to the Offspring party and have just finished Season 2 so looking forward to seeing what unfold in Season 3. I follow your blog and just started following you on FB
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick! Wooo, am entering for my lovely little sister who is awesome and would love love love to win.
ReplyDeleteEr I probably stalk, I mean follow you everywhere *blush* x
Blog follower & soon to be FB liker.....Team Patrick, Chris had his chance & Patrick is as lovably flawed as Nina! LOVe loVE LOVE offSpRing!!!
ReplyDeleteTEAM PATRICK... and I have to win because I haven't seen ANY of season 3 :(
ReplyDeleteand will be on the facey, twitter, pinterest likes and followers shortly.... <3
I haven't seen Offspring but would love to start from the beginning and get into it. I would be on team Patrick, :)
ReplyDeleteI seem to be swimming against the stream a bit, but Team Chris (oops typoed Christ) for me!
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan on Facebook (Kate Ryan) :)
kate1485 at hotmail dot com
Oops, forgot to say why, I guess I'm just past the bad boy phase, lol!
ReplyDeleteteam patrick...
ReplyDeleteoh.. patrick...
sigh...
Totally team Patrick. No explanation needed I think. Long time follower. First time commenter.
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick for sure! So dreamy and handsome and smart and dreamy...
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick!! Oh those beautiful eyes.... Pick me pick me god how I love Offspring!!!
ReplyDeleteOh and BTW I follow you all over the place, just for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteOh and BTW I follow you all over the place, just for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteTeam Patrick! Even when he was being a stupid head and especially now that they've managed to communicate effectively and get back together! Those eyes... that smile... oh my, no wonder Nina has those fantasies about him swaggering in with a bear skin!
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