I imagine if you shook Angelina's hand you might wind up with frostbite, such is my concept of her coldness, she's an Ice Queen to the max.
And yet, what is this? Doth she smile widely and so brightly? Has she dislocated her leg to show it off at all possible moments? Does she think she is Jake the Peg? Inso, Rolf will be so proud.
PS - Would someone mind sponsoring Brad Pitt's hair washing regime? It seems to be left wanting.
Black velvet frock by Atelier Versace.
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