Tuesday, 8 May 2012

2012 Met Costume Institute Gala: Emma Roberts + Cate Blanchett + Jessica Alba

 Emma Roberts - belted mustard (more like tangerine) Escada frock. I love the frock, but what about those creases. Someone should have steamed her as she stepped out of her car. Aside from that, this is a winning look, that colour is divine, with that skinny belt. Aye carumba. Pumpkin has never looked so good.
Cate. Cate. Cate. You never fail in style tests. But Alice Cooper lost his wig - and I see it's now attached to your frock. Give it back. It's not fair to make a mockery of the man. From the knees up, you're a sight to behold. Let's not keep talking about the wig. Or did your merkin fall off?
Jessica Alba - yes. Just like your dress, you are solid gold. SOLID gold. I love this. Faultless Michael Kors frock. I don't need to say anything else, do I?


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6 comments:

Luna said...

You're right on the humour there. I do like mustard though - color + sauce - so Emma Roberts is my fave.

Loz and Dinny said...

You had me at merkin ...

Lilli boo said...

you are hilarie as current popular terminology goes..I have read through all your posts whilst in the throes of waiting for my rice cooker to *ching8 for me. Your posts have been a great read, thank you, toasting with a glass of red...x

Spiderman Costumes said...

These are some nice outfits. They really pull it off. I can't imagine anyone wearing it better than they just did.

Shontelle said...

If that's a merkin it's very resplendent. Early 80s playboy resplendent.

Sarah said...

Very, very funny. Yes, Kate what happened? Rachel Zoe, lets hope they are serving dinner inside. I did like your nod to Miss Piggy & do you think whichever Olsen twin that was was trying to channel the Adams Family?

Nice wrap-up PMM!