This weekend I've made massive leaps and bounds in my own education. No need for any outside educational instution. I did my learning in my house. In the bathroom in fact. When I smelt the Doctor's boot. I don't even know why I did it. But I did. And in Cher's words, if I could turn back time.
If there is only ever one thing you learn from me, let it be this.
Never, ever smell a five year old boys shoe. Ever.
Trust me. I'm a professional.
PS - bad news - Mr Whippy didn't even come past today.
