Watch this, it's hilarious, it's awesome - and if you must, skip to 3:30. Clearly Assange has a lot of spare time. Hilarious.  ...

If not, don't expect your trench in the mail . PS: this is NOT my vote. I didn't donkey it.

Since I am running as PM , and we've gone to the polls , I'm probably going to jet off into space to a wedding. So far: 57.7% of (st...