Julian Assange Just Got Even More Awesome

Watch this, it's hilarious, it's awesome - and if you must, skip to 3:30.

Clearly Assange has a lot of spare time. Hilarious. 

Remember when I was in the race to become Prime Minister? I promised you all trench coats for school pick ups. It's not too late! 

But Did You Vote For PMM?

If not, don't expect your trench in the mail.

PS: this is NOT my vote. I didn't donkey it.

I Might Just Go To Space

Since I am running as PM, and we've gone to the polls, I'm probably going to jet off into space to a wedding.

So far:

• 57.7% of (stylin') peeps think I should go silver


• 26.9% peeps think I am going to see Buzz Aldrin


• 7.7% peeps think I look like KAK's wardrobe exploded on me


• 7.7% peeps are self-proclaimed fence sitters (surely your butt must be hurting?)

You might be wondering about comments, I'll give you a sneaky peak:

• really not! it's too matchy matchy, go for black stockings, big bangles... Dude! It's not like I want to wear this! or even this! If I was, then you could definitely hold an intervention.


• You can NEVER have too much sparkle. The world NEEDS more sparkle.... AMEN!

But you will have to hold your horses. I might go into the shops tomorrow and surprise you all.. Who knows.. But no matter what, it will be one small step for man.. And one giant leap for fashion-kind. Get it? Get it?