This my friends is evidence of my ponyfail. Not to be confused with a ponytail, the ponyfail is suffering from stunted growth. It's usually demonstrated by odd lengths of hair that don't quite make the cut when it comes to the hair band. The ponyfail can easily be spotted and is usually sported by those attempting to grow their hair out after a short 'do.
Can I make it work? Or should I resign my ponyfail to the flop bin?
For the record, those fairer hairs at the back - nope, not greys. Just dodgy streaks my hairdresser put in. Well at least, I think they are. Eep.
Sorry for the supremely dodgy pics, I was flying solo and that's the best I could come up with. Peace out.
