SAG Awards 2014:: Lena Headey, Morena Baccarin, Kelly Osbourne, Mariah Carey, Juliette Lewis, Sarah Paulson, Blossom, Sofia Vergara

Lena Headey - I say YES to your striped frock. This Jenny Packham dress is everything a gal could hope for. You've earned your stripes. YES! HA! BOOM TISH!  

 Lovely, lovely dress. Lovely décolletage. My mother and husband would like you to stand up straight though.

Kelly Osbourne looks super duper fab in this orchid frock. But seriously, it's time to end the Purple Reign (see what I did there, Prince would be SO PROUD!) change hair colour and give granny back her toning shampoo. 

Um. Mariah. Did you think you were going to the disco and Nick surprised you with an outing to the SAGs. Were you doing weights just prior and wearing your fingerless gloves. I don't know, but you got this wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Nick looks like he knows this. 

 Vivienne Westwood and Juliette Lewis - match made in a floral heaven.

12 Years a Slave star Sarah Paulson looks pretty in pink. She reminds me of my jewellery box when I was small. She'd just spin for hours. Well if I kept winding her up. 

I don't know what to say. Did the bordello just vomit this one up? Did Scarlett O'Hara reject this one? I can't make myself write shdfohjdfhoidf anything good. sdgdfphod <--- a="" brain="" couldn="" dress="" even="" font="" freaking="" from="" hand.="" hot="" i="" is="" it="" just="" mess.="" my="" not="" over="" red="" s="" t.="" take="" that="" this="" to="" trying="" was="">

 We got the memo Vergara. You're hot.

SAG Awards 2014:: SAM SPARRO ALERT

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Before you even think about scrolling down - listen to me. READER BEWARE!!

These three women are all massive Sam Sparro fans. Massive fans. 

While they got ready for the awards, they just listened to SS over and over again. 

That is all. 

PS I can't believe Betsy is not wearing purple! 

PPS How amazing does Helen Mirren look?

PPPS I don't know who that woman up top is. 

SAG Awards 2014:: Phwoar Aaron Paul, Amanda Peet, Anna Gunn and Emma Thompson - OH MY!

 Aaron Paul. Everyone's favourite pink man. In Burberry. Looking sharp.

Some people might not like it, but I have to say, I really, really love Amanda Peet's frock. A bit like a chocolate wrapper, I'd wear it. And eat the chocolate too.

World's away from that painfully hideous royal blue frock she wore in season one of Breaking Bad. Anna Gunn -  she is such a babe. And - well, her clutch has made me have an even bigger girl crush on her. How cool is that?!

Emma Thompson took her shoes off at the Golden Globes, and this time around, she went for Louboutin sandals. Really? She is a genius. Defy the critics, go comfortable (but not in Kumfs, phew), and laugh. This woman is a total hotcake.

SAG Awards 2014:: Kerry Washington, Bradley Cooper, Julia Roberts, Jared Klum, Claire Danes, Elisabeth Moss, Meryl Streep

Oh Kerry. Last week you had us in Balenciaga. This week in Prada, I am feeling like I got Punk'd. I love the colours, but I'm just confused. Where's your bump gone?!  

 Obligatory man in tuxedo shot.

It's a pantsuit! Valentino should give poor Julia her money back. Unless of course she's heading to Vegas, or even Florida. 

If Heidi Klum was a man, this is who she would be. 

I am so glad to see Claire Danes has worn sparkles on the red carpet. I am a sucker for sparkles, and this is one of my favourites at the SAGs (who the heck named these awards? The inventor of Botox?). It's taken me a long, long time to forgive Danes since she broke Ben Lee's heart. But I am finally over it. I can forgive (even if it does take 10 years) and almost forget. Radiant. She shines. Well of course she does. She's covered in sequins.  

I am thrilled that Elisabeth Moss has ditched the arachnophobic frock from the Golden Globes - I am so all over her in red, like a hot rash. I'm in a hot rash, not her. She looks so, so breathtakingly gorgeous - and with that red lip. Don Draper would have her in his office in a flash.

I don't know if you heard, Meryl Streep got a new cat. 

SAG Awards 2014:: Lupita Nyong'o, Amy Adams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, Cate Blanchett. (These are a few of my favourite things.)

This HAS to be my favourite. Lupita looks so, so beautiful - and effortlessly so. That colour against her skin - incredible. And I love the collar going into that sleek sheath. Aye carumba. Gucci Gucci Gooo! I am all gooey about this. Divine.

Amy Adams slays the world with this killer combo. How magic is that colour with her hair? Yikes. I am smitten. Big love for the Antonio Berardi designed dress, it speaks old Hollywood drama and glamour. 

Sandra Bullock - well hello hot pins!! This emerald metallic Lanvin shakes off the shackles of the liquorice all sort, my goodness Sandra. I'm sitting up. I'm taking notice. 

Great news! Dior didn't send JLaw out in a valance! HOORAH!! This time Jen steps out on the red carpet looking every inch the babe. When asked about her dress she replied: "I know I have armpit fat, it's OK. Armpit vagina, it's awful." Well armpit vagina or no armpit vagina, JLaw wins the world.

I love that Cate Blanchett gets a little experimental. This Givenchy in the delicate shell pink, with the sequin detail, pretty damn divine. And the extra bonus is you can use that as a napkin when you're eating the lobster.