Showing posts with label terrible twos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrible twos. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Parenting An Almost Two Year Old


This is what my almost two year old's breakfast looked like at our house today.

I served Tiny her breakfast in one of my very favourite 'Tres Bon' New Zealand made vintage bowls. Big mistake. She walked over - tipped out the contents. I raced over to rescue the bowl, but before I could get there, she really did toss it on the ground and ker-smasho.

This has pretty well set the scene for the rest of our morning.

I thought the terrible twos were an urban myth. A horrible urban myth. The Doctor never went through them. But apparently Tiny is here to set the record straight. The terrible twos are a no-good-horrible-very-bad-very-real-ugly-hard-to-live-with-terrible-awful-insidious-honest-to-goodness truth. As further testament I have no hair after pulling it out.

The end.