Dudes!

Peeps, I'm concerned! You think I really keep a s/sheet of my Facebook friends. Are you ker-azy? I work 4 days a week, I have to read 6 pages of school notes. I have two children and a husband, and a truckload of washing to get through, biscuits to bake, beds to make, showers to have, make-up to apply, phone calls to make, groceries to shop for, must I go on? And you think I really have time (and want) to compile a spreadsheet of my FB friends! How OCD do you think I am? Allow me to introduce you to satire. (Perhaps I need to hone my craft a little more.)