Monday, 25 August 2008

NightWalker:: Day 5

I went walking tonight when the little ones were having dinner. It was just a quickie - 25 minutes. I tuned into The Best of Prince. I found a soccer ball. I was almost tempted to break into a slow jog. Almost, don't get too excited. It was good. Oh so good. But oh so cold.

I was thinking I should get myself one of these.



At least my ears would be warm. Potential muggers might mistake me for a man and not attack. You know, there are merits to being a bearded lady.


Anyway, the bearded balaclava is available from Scandinavian Grace - available in different beard lengths and colours (bespoke beard balaclavas - BINGO!).

Oh - and if you do have facial hair - DO NOT SHAVE! DO NOT WAX! Bleaching is best, baby.

9 comments:

Mrs.French said...

this is hilarious! you should get it for sure...

Hoppo Bumpo said...

I'm thinking Mawson and Antartic trek!

Bec said...

Oh my goodness - you've got to get one of those. That's pure GOLD!!!!!!

Paper Dolls for Boys said...

I think you could pull the look off for sure!

I'm impressed you thought about jogging.

Claire (ethel loves fred) said...

I'm thinking I need one of those balaclava's for when I'm feeling really macho! Would look nice with a matching pini though hey?!

Catherine said...

I love this, it's brilliant!

Beth J said...

Ahahaha that beanie cracks me up!

Amelia said...

hmm, i think that may be a man with long hair in a dress! i actually saw a man on the bus on sunday with hair almost that long. when he sat down his hair just touched the ground. few split ends though.

Juddie said...

I showed my hubby these bearded balaclavas earlier this year when he complained that his teeth were getting cold when we went for walks. They're SO fab, but even better on girls ...