Saturday, 6 June 2009

PottyMouthPirates: I'll Be Sea-ing You

We've been out sailing the high seas today. It's treacherous out there. Watch out for pirates on the harbour. They're rampant. It's been raining in Sydney non-stop for three weeks - and today - fortuitously timed for my cousin's wedding, the sun blitzed us for a pearler of a day out on the water. How lucky we were not to walk the plank and instead enjoy a tipple of bubbles and cruisy conversation. A wedding on the water. Swell, huh?
This is me doing my best sea dog impersonation.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrrrrgh.


Anna said...

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!

If the weather there was anything like brisbane today it would have been beautiful for a wedding on the water.

Did you get the passionfruit butter recipe?

Kirsty said...

The only thing I love more than a pun is a really, really good pirate joke! Thanks for making me giggle.

Cass said...

Some pirate jokes from Charlotte:
What's a pirate's favourite letter?

Why couldn't the 10 year old get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated Arrrrrrrgh

REread said...

looks like a lovely day ... love the competitive blogger post!!

Ammie said...


Cath W said...

To err is human.
To arr is pirate.

Looks like fun!

drollgirl said...

how fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky you!

Ellieboo said...

Is that Captain Birdseye you are standing next to?

Pip Lincolne said...

I don't see a single muffin top, Lexi. No I don't. God you are SUCH a total fibby pants. So glad you had a lovely day with your family. I though you would be wearing a wenchy sort of outfit, but no dice... sigh.

Happy Weekend to youuuu. xx

Mel said...

Yeah yesterday was a cracker of a day in Sydney wasn't it? Being out on the Harbour would have been an awesome way to enjoy it too. Glad you had fun and that the bride and groom had good weather!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a good wedding on the harbour. I went to one in November (better weather, though it was a little breezy)

Joke :Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?

Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!

(yes I know my sense of humour is warped, that's what you get from being around kids all the time..LOL)

Anonymous said...

Here's another one.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!


Home Girl said...

u r such a hottie! v cute red dress