Friday, 20 November 2009

Things Not To Do On Super Hot Days

Ok ladies, here is the list of things not to do when combatting super hot days:

1. Baking - I don't need to tell you, surely, that baking on super hot days could be deemed a health hazard. If you even go close to that oven dial, you should hear in the back of your head me, in a very bad mock NYC accent saying, "Waddareyoucrazy?"
2. Bikini waxing - It's a no-no on steamy days. The wax doesn't stick properly, and everything's all sort of steamy, and let's reiterate that the wax doesn't stick properly and you're in for some uber ouchies if you decide to wax on a hot day. Don't say I didn't warn you.
3. Turn the heater on.
4. Sit in the sun, unless of course you're catching melanomas. And that ain't cool.
5. Wool. No. No. No. You're not a sheep and you're not following the flock. Leave the wool for Winter.
6. Polyester. Unless you want to work yourself into some sort of sauna-frenzy, and leave sweat marks on furniture it's another no.
7. Bikram yoga on hot days. Well you might as well do yoga outdoors. It's the same temperature.

Things to do on hot, disgusting days when the air is breathless?

Make doilies into icebergs, build farms and then get Baby Boomsticks aka Tiny to come and knock everything over at every whim.


Mel Makes Pretty said...

I will admit it I baked too. But I did cook the chicken in the oven at 7.30 this morning so I wasn't baking in the middle of the afternoon. My what to do on a hot day. Freeze ziplock bags full of water and then when frozen, put them in a bucket with some water and soak your feet. In the aircon of course. Aaaah that's better. I am not looking forward to the next few days thats for sure,

Bek said...

Oh, so that was you in the back of my head when I almost turned on the oven yesterday. That was very jedi of you.

Aussie-waffler said...

Now, are you quite sure that I shouldn't put the heater on ? You know that we Qlders have thinner blood don't you ?

Bird Bath said...

sadly one can not eat chocolate either on a hot day, it tends to make a fair old mess!
Hope you are enjoying some cooler weather by now. We have all sighed with relief as the rain cools the state.

Jodie Ansted said...

And iron. You shouldn't iron on a hot day.

Oh, look at that. It's hot today. I'll have to put the ironing off. Again. Tsk. Shame that.

Bec @ honi design said...

hehehe so funny that you call her Baby Boomsticks. My nickname for years has been beccyboomstix!! (a combination of beckie and fatty boomstix!!})