I had my first day back in the office today, and I must tell you, I liked it. A whole lot. I didn't want to leave. Of course I wanted to come home to my smalls, but my time there seemed to go so fast, I am looking forward to next week back in the office.
One thing that came out of my day in the office was that I am 'a very good driver'. High five myself in the mirror!
This came about because I managed to manouevre our car into a particularly tight spot in the heart of tight spots, Surry Hills.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if they make an Australian version of Top Gear, I WANT IN! I'd like to drive a Lotus and say it corners like it's on rails. I love those driving adventures they embark on.
And here's the clincher:
I always drive around on empty for as long as I can. I love the adrenaline this creates in my mundane life. I mean people, how crazy can you get, I drive my car around when the empty light is on for as long as I can! I drive it. For as long as I can. I'll say it again slowly. I drive. My car. Around. When the empty light. Is on. For as long. As I can.
High five myself in the mirror!
If that's not a clincher I don't know what is. I could be the new Stig.
You hear that TV producers? I am ready and waiting.
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