Friday, 27 August 2010

I Is Getting Fat. I Is Eating Cheezburger



Getting fat is fun! Being fat? Notsomuch. I'm eating too much chocolate. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE. It seems like it surely can't be true. But after the PottyLittlePinwheel of Fortune, I is getting a nice tum tum. Give me ten cents and I'll let you rub my belly and make a wish.

I'm meant to be detoxing next week with Nat. Will you be in it?

9 comments:

Helen said...

i could have written this myself - i'm starting my choc/sugar/fat detox next week - sept. 1st!

nic@ourparklife said...

Is there something going on with ladies and chocolate on a cosmic level? Is it just winter?
I have been binging on Chocolate way too much in the past two weeks since work shut for renovations.
I even think about chocolate, its always there in the back of my mind tempting me....
I'm with you, chocolate and coffee detox for the first of Sept, after I have moved house...

Hazel said...

It's all Coles fault. They put Green & Black chocolate on sale- 2 for $5! We just bought 14 blocks. And I can't promise we won't be back there next week to add to our stock in the pantry. Even I don't think we can eat it by then, God I hope not.

Black Eyed Susie said...

I'm eating Green and Blacks right now. Can't stop.

EmmaK said...

I'd like to be in since I have a midriff like a Sumo wrestler but detox that's like drinking horrible fruit juices and eating well fuck all isn't it? No I just can't do it I'll go mad

ClaireyH said...

I is not getting fat, I is already fat.

Apparently paying money to the gym is not enough. Apparently I actually have to go.They just expect too much of me. I am going to have a bikkie to make me feel better.

ejorpin said...

I am currently dealing with the after effects of holidays to Italy and Thailand (my two most favourite food groups!). So very true that the deliciousness was fun, but the wobble is not so enjoyable. Pass the celery...

misssy m said...

I had a meeting with this middle ages bloke today that informed me he wouldn't need lunch because he was on a diet that required him to only drink special shakes and take urine samples to the chemist to get them checked for keytones.

I was drinking peppermint tea when he told me this. I never finished it. Ugh!

misssy m said...

Can i point out he was not, as i said "a middle ages bloke" like a jester or a knight or summat. He was just an ordinary (fat) middle ageD bloke.

As you were.