Really?

To whoever made those Vanish Napisan ads,

I don't know about other mums, but I don't have the time, nor the desire to sit online looking up solutions to my stain problems.

Maybe you thought it was fun! Maybe you thought - what better things have mums got to talk about than stains! Maybe you thought - mums will love to connect over stains!

Maybe you thought wrong.

Everytime I see that ad, I want to go and pour myself a glass of Vanish Napisan and drink it. Although given it's stain removal properties, I don't think it would do my organs very much good. 

Well you know, it's pretty tempting to spend my spare time googling stain removal. To sit on forums and chat to other like-minded avid stain removers, I'm sure you do it all the time in your spare time. Right?

If I had nothing better to do, I would just watch YouTube clip upon YouTube clip of people removing stains. I am pretty sure you already know that that shit should be given an Academy Award. Whoa! 

Did Spike Jonze direct that clip? No? It was a customer made video? Holy cow! I want in on that shiz.

Seriously kids, us mums have enough shizzle to do without watching your Vanish clips. I don't really care how that red wine stain gets out - as long as it gets out.

Maybe we could make a video about that? 

K. Thx. Bai. 

There's So Much To Love:: Lanvin

There is just so much for me to love about this Lanvin ad. I love Karen Elson for one thing. Steven Miesl for another. And the rad dancing. And then there's the matter of love for Lanvin. It's big and completely unattainable. So I just dream about it instead.

*FIST PUMP*

In a couple of weeks we're test-driving the new Toyota Camry.

I am pretty excited.

I don't know if Matt's going to be so excited when he discovers that that little baby is a GWP.

LAMB

You really must check out this new clip made to advertise lamb for Australia Day. Featuring Melissa Tkautz. And the Justice Crew. It's solid gold.

I Is Getting Fat. I Is Eating Cheezburger

Getting fat is fun! Being fat? Notsomuch. I'm eating too much chocolate. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE. It seems like it surely can't be true. But after the PottyLittlePinwheel of Fortune, I is getting a nice tum tum. Give me ten cents and I'll let you rub my belly and make a wish.

I'm meant to be detoxing next week with Nat. Will you be in it?

Clever AND Cute

Evian always do clever campaigns that capture my attention.

Take their latest to showcase the "Baby Inside".

Everyday people (not just models) can now buy their t-shirts from Colette.

Punters were invited to wear their tees in a funny way, rendez-vous at the water bar and have their photo taken at the water bar by fashion photographer Nathaniel Goldberg. If the photos were funny, they're going to uploaded to the corporate website.

Pretty cool campaign methinks.

When Period Pain Is Not

Yesterday I spent the day feeling pretty darn miserable and convinced I had period pain. I took two Naprogesic and thought - in half an hour, all will be gone and I can continue.

Only it didn't and all day I rode a painful wave where I was convinced someone had a voodoo of me and they were squeezing my stomach intermittently. I mean this damn person wouldn't let up. They kept going and going.

But it's not period pain. It's freaking gastro. GASTRO!

If they can put man on the moon, why can't they outlaw gastro. MEH! For more gastro loving head over to Mogantosh. They really know how to party too. And Mama Mogantosh REALLY knows how to party because her glasses fell into the toilet. Yowsers.

In light of this, here's a funny ad about Mother Nature.

A Real Community Service

My friend Sheilsy posted this link on Facebook. It's worth a peek. Because as you know I like anything silly and ridiculous and I love really dumb ads.

I am still laughing at the above billboard. The photo quality is very poor. But I had to post it because your day would not have been complete without it. Trust me. I'm a professional.

Call Me Crazy...

But I love this ad.. Maybe it's the helium.. There's nothing funny about fraud Johnson!