But life is a cabaret old chum, except for when you get a hole in your fishnets, and your tap shoes run out of taps.
If you were to be author of one of these overused sayings, how would you end this:
Life is a...
Today, mine would read: life is a really fast rollercoaster, zipping up and around, upside down, sideways, backwards, and then a prompt stop. Whiplash never felt so good.