So here are the cold hard facts about PottyMouthMama.
- I hung up on a survey caller tonight. I did. And then I felt a little bit guilty. But stop freaking calling me!
- And I played chicken with some spammy faux Microsoft caller last night. I baited him, then dropped him. I mean how dumb do you think I am? MENSA are head hunting me for goodness sakes.
- My hair is growing - take that in-between bad Russell Brand-esque hair!
- I hope you're doing your pelvic floor exercises as you read this
- this is a picture of me. At work. The girls at work have just discovered my blog. I don't talk a lot about blogging. People either get it or they don't - or they just tell me it's a game for an egomaniac, and I just don't even bother. So this is some sort of coming out party. Glad we all could make it. Hi girls!