Good news for Twitter lovers is you can now get all your tweets onto a 2 ply toilet roll called Shitter. With the tag line "Social media has never been so disposable" you may well think this is exactly where Twitter feeds belong (but not me, I love Twitter).
Shitter toilet paper. I know. Awesome right? I am pretty sure this is all your dreams come true, so you can stop sleeping now and get tweeting for truly customised toot roll.
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