Monday, 9 July 2012

You Want Camel Toe? You Get Camel Toe



One of the key searches that bring people to PottyMouthMama is, lo and behold, camel toes. It seems a lot of people are scouring the interwebz for information on camel toes. Camel toes. Camel toes. Camel toes. You just can not get enough of camel toes.


Thankfully gal about town Pip has hooked me up with this beauty.


BEHOLD!


The Smooth Groove. Camel toes begone! Banish your camel toe to the back of your wardrobe er, somewhere else because they have no place with you. No. Not now that we've discovered the 'stylist's secret for a smooth profile'. I know. I know. I know.


You've been looking everywhere for something like this.


Well thank Pip. She found it.

Did you know that 55% of women have experienced camel toe at some point? Did you ever think?
Did you know you can buy a Smooth Groove for just $23.92?! Me neither. And it comes in black, white or clear. How jolly versatile!



It will help you prevent a camel toe in your favourite catsuit. Catsuits for the win! Or alternatively you could buy your clothes a size up. Now there's a novel idea.


But if you're keen to see what Smooth Groove can do for you - check this out hipsters.


Now get on over there and buy yourself a Smooth Groove. Tell them Pip sent you.

10 comments:

Rhonda - Silly Mummy said...

Bahaha. Is it me or does the pattern on the thingy not look like a P-nis?

ally said...

Noooooooo!
It's the female cricket box!!

Rowantree Design said...

Ha, ha the sailor has been manufacturing these in our factory in NZ for years also the she pee for standing up peeing for women. We ship these products overseas to many countries.

Jasmine said...

But if your pants are that tight you need one wouldn't that pattern show through???! I don't know what's worse but both are equally funny!

Liesl said...

Thank goodness I can finally wear my cat suit to school drop-offs without embarrassment

mrsmooreis40 said...

"A staggering 55% of women, irrespective of age, size or weight, experience camel toe at some point."
Best. Stat. Ever

Little Pinwheel said...

NOOOOOO just buy up a size ladies. Stop squishing it all in there. Forget the size it says, and wear what looks hot on you.

x

Little Shop said...

Are they cut out air vents?

Little Shop said...

Are they cut out air vents?

Laura Hook said...

Yes! Totally! :S