Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Ew. Heat.



It's freaking hot, just in case you have been living in the Esky over the past day or so. 

What do you do to keep cool? 

Me? Ergh - spray myself with the hose. Fact.
Eat too many icy poles. Fact. 
Sit under the air-conditioning. Fact.
Take a cold shower. Fact.
Complain a lot. Fact.
Drink rose. Fact.
Sit on the beach wearing a vintage bikini looking hot. Myth.

Anything else I should be doing? 

On a more serious note, I hope dear reader that you are safe wherever you are.