Wednesday, 9 January 2013
It's freaking hot, just in case you have been living in the Esky over the past day or so.
What do you do to keep cool?
Me? Ergh - spray myself with the hose. Fact.
Eat too many icy poles. Fact.
Sit under the air-conditioning. Fact.
Take a cold shower. Fact.
Complain a lot. Fact.
Drink rose. Fact.
Sit on the beach wearing a vintage bikini looking hot. Myth.
Anything else I should be doing?
On a more serious note, I hope dear reader that you are safe wherever you are.