It's freaking hot, just in case you have been living in the Esky over the past day or so. What do you do to keep cool? Me? Ergh - spray myself with the hose. Fact. Eat too many icy poles. Fact. Sit under the air-conditioning. Fact. Take a cold shower. Fact. Complain a lot. Fact. Drink rose. Fact. Sit on the beach wearing a vintage bikini looking hot. Myth. Anything else I should be doing? On a more serious note, I hope dear reader that you are safe wherever you are.