So tonight I showed Tiny all the photos from the ball. This may have been an error because she then asked me if I was going to give the celebrities her feedback.
I told her no, I didn't have their number.
She replied, 'Maybe try and get their dial.'
Without further ado I give you Tiny's (abbreviated) style commentary. Honestly. She wanted to keep doing all of them. But I sent her to bed.
Emma Stone: Beautiful, like a stunning little flower.
Charlize Theron: Beautiful because it has two stripes and I do like loops a lot.
Gisele Bundchen: She looks like slime. And I like it.
Kristen Stewart: Like a rockstar that's on stage, her face is like a red shining fish (!)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: I think she is a golden chest of money.
I like the dress, but not the wearer.