Monday, 16 June 2014

Kendall Jenner. We Need To Talk

As a matter of urgency, you need to stop work, pencils down. 

What. Is. This. "Dress".      Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. 

Was it initially intended for someone a lot taller, who wouldn't be showing off quite so much body?

Is it like an overgrown merkin?

Guys. NO. I cannot come to like this dress.

Kendall Jenner, you, me. We need to talk. 

Now. Let's take a closer look. 

...On second thoughts, let's not! 

Btw - do you think her sister is in on the gag?


Bea said...

Barf-o-rama. Hurl. Vom. Upchuck. Liquid burp.

Babs (patchworkcactus@typepad said...

Oh dear lord, the mumager strikes again. At the risk of sounding like a total fuddy duddy, how old is Kendall? I shudder, I, I , I just can't even.... I give up.

Elementsathome said...

What is the most disappointing part of all of this is the fact that she is facially quite a beautiful young girl, But I can't help but stare at her side chooch/pubic dimples (or whatever that part is called) to see if anything is about to spill out. Shame really

Peachmelba said...

Thank god for 'hollywood' tape or this could have been really ugly. Only Vivienne has the punk cred to pull of a no nicker look.