Monday 23 February 2015

Oscars 2015:: Jennifer Aniston, Keira Knightley, Channing. Channing. Channing. Reese, J-Lo, Emma Stone

Traditionally, I am not a Jennifer Aniston fan. But I find myself really, really wanting to like this. But instead I feel like she has been to triage and been wrapped in a giant nude gauze bandage. Well at least it looks a little sparkly. AND PS GIRLFRIEND - how high up does that sheer section go?! YOWSERS!


Basically I am Keira Knightley's internet bodyguard - and if ANYONE says anything bad about her - I am going to throw a water bomb at you. Look at her. GODDESS! All salute, or curtsey, or do something to show your respect to this total mega-babe. 


WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG POST TO BRING YOU: CHANNING TATUM. I want to Channing my Tatums. 

Right then. As you were.


Hell-oooooh Reese Witherspoon. Ain't no withering or dithering over this frock. Totally sublime, it doesn't matter if she's black or white, Reese nailed this old school glamour, and afterwards she can refashion it so she can work back as one of the waitstaff. 


No one told J-Lo this is not the Golden Globes. Ahem.



Yes Emma Stone. Yes. This is all flavours of brilliant. 

3 comments:

Reannon @shewhorambles said...

Oh I luuuuuuuurve these posts !

Jen is always so boring. Always.
That Channing bit made me snort/laugh.
Reece & Emma I love. I'm not saying anything about Keira.
J-Lo needs to keep her golden globes under wraps. I'm sick of seeing them.

Steph Bond-Hutkin said...

Emma wins

Catherine Alekna said...

ooh yes Keira! God, as if being pregnant during awards season isn't hard enough, she also has to find adorable dresses and look amazing too while probably feeling like a hormone controlled blob. I love this one. I actually like the one she wore to the other awards ceremony (the globes?) but everyone gave her shit for that. not cool. shes PREGNANT! And amazing in general!