Charlize looks like her boobies are in a slingshot.
I feel a little disappointed. I am so not a fan of black on the red carpet, it feels very Victorian mourning. Yawn.
Here's a good way to contradict myself. Julianne Moore looks superb.
Do you remember when BP caused that huge oil slick? And all the birds and sea life died? Yeah. Me too.
Someone. Make it stop.
Margot Robbie and Tom Ford? Match made in glorious heaven. AYE CARUMBA!
Naomi Watts in Armani Prive - like a new age mermaid, but so much better than a run of the mill Marchesa.