Offspring: I'm Not Over It

I've spent today feeling sad.

WHY?

Patrick, my friends, Patrick. 

I feel like I've lost a good friend who was on the cusp of greatness. 

I probably sound plum loco - but last night I sat on the couch sobbing my little heart out. 

And this morning I bought myself some flowers to console myself.

Call me cuckoo, but I think the Offspring writers need to organise some expensive counselling for me. 

I am SO SAD. 

Three Is A Magic Number

The competition is over - the winner is drawn, and it's true what they say - three IS indeed a magic number.

Lucky Brenda from Mira Narnie takes the showcase and will enjoy three seasons of Offspring - plus the soundtrack. And she might even develop a crush on soulful and skittish Jimmy with the sparkly eyes. Anything is possible.

Congratulations Brenda - and thank you to every single one of you who entered and made it such a fun competition.

You ladies are so fickle.

Poor Dr Chris Havel never stood a chance.

Offspring: A Giveaway Peeps!

Since you've been sitting on the couch mourning the end of Offspring, yet still riding high on the fact that Nina and Patrick are making babies - beautiful, beautiful babies, the time is nigh to host a giveaway.

I know. What could ever pull you out of the doldrums? What could ever wield such power?

An Offspring giveaway of course.

That's what.

One lucky winner will receive:

Offspring: Season 1   
Offspring: Season 2
Offspring: Season 3  
Offspring: Season 3 - Soundtrack

A grand prize value of $149.85    

I can feel a girls night coming on!                 

How to enter?

All you have to do is jump through some flaming hoops, juggle knives, throw flaming darts at your beautiful assistant, and then do a quadruple backflip in pike position.

Or alternatively - you could follow my blog, like me on Facebook, if you're on Twitter - hook me up, and you can come pin with me on Pinterest. Whatever floats your boat.

BUT above all - you must comment on this post - and tell me if you're Team Patrick or Team Chris? And why?

And just in case you've never seen Offspring (who ARE you?!) here's a clip:


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The Nitty Gritty:
Competition only open to Australian residents (sorry ladies).
Entries open Thursday 16th August, 2012.
Entries close Wednesday 22nd August 2012 at 11:59pm.
The judges decision is final.
You must be contactable via email.

COMPETITION NOW CLOSED.

Nina! Nina! Nina!

ACK NINA! What are you doing?!

Do you love Offspring even half as much as I do?

AHHHH NINA!