MTV VMAs:: Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Moretz, Rita Ora

Demi Lovato. Proudly sponsored by Hollywood Tape. And Supa Glue. And anything sticky. Those suckers can not get out, we repeat, do not let those puppies out.

Recently I was saddened by the fact that Tiny told me she doesn't like Barbie. I had spent much of my childhood playing with Barbie, styling her outfits, her hair, her everything, and wondering how she got so flexible. 

I am pretty sure Kanye can relate. 

Chanel Iman looks like she's been part digested by the very hungry crocodile. 

I kind of like this look. It's cute and a little quirky - however I'm not convinced it's altogether red carpet worthy. If this was the Nickelodeon awards I would dunk her with slime for looking a bit too Golden Girls when she's meant to be making a splash. 

My case in point? Rita Ora. Game. Set. Match. 

Carey Mulligan:: The Great Gatsby. Give Me Some Sparkle. And a hairbrush

So the Sydney premiere of The Great Gatsby was tonight. And it rained. Boo hiss to the rain.

But while it was raining, and I am all for comfort, what happened to some good old fashioned razzle dazzle for the red carpet?! I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Like girlfriend could have done so much more than this. Even with a tracksuit. Not even one bit of sparkle?! Come on Carey! It's the red carpet. We've been waiting for this for months!

I am quelle disappointed.