Thanks to one of my good Twitter friends I have now realised the error in my ways. I now know what my life has been missing. If only I had more hair to Bump. Please ensure you watch the video to realise the Holy Grail.
Potentially I could go from flat to fabulous in seconds. That certainly does sound enticing, doesn't it? I mean who doesn't want a massive bump/beehive on the back of their hair. And when you're in the throes of a passionate embrace, just excuse yourself quickly and remove the bumpit. You don't want to give the game away now do you ladies?
Oh my - they even have a Hollywood Bump it (do you think that might come with Sandra Bullock's husband since he's on the outer?).
The best bit? ANYONE CAN BE A STYLIST! Who knew? I would never have dreamt that!
I wonder exactly just which celebs, fashionistas and beauty queens are bumping it. No, I really DO want to know. I'm sure it wouldn't be easy to spot them, it's so natural. Manu Feildel? Is he bumping it? Jenny Hawkins? Surely she's not bumping it. Elle McPherson? No way, there's no bumping it there. Holly Valance? Potentially she could use a bump it, but rather than spending $49.95, I'm guessing she'd go with her own hair stylist to go from flat to fab.
This makes getting an undercut positively criminal. I need more hair to bump.
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Bumpits or Bum Pits.
Do you think I can wear on comfortably to tonights yoga class? Will my hair still stay in place? I have just realised how unfulfilled my life is.
Wonder no more! Here is Jersey Shore's Snooki...
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=13196
hehehe! Isn't a bumpit like an armpit IE the sweaty part under your butt cheek? Noice.
Ohhhhh geez!
I saw Bum pits straight away too. *titter* So funny.
not good.
not good at all.
I was convinced by the Bumpit a few months ago, though I bought it on eBay for much much less, sixty dollars is a tad out of my range.
1. "Self-gripping" is a lie
2. I have never had it work
3. Points 1. and 2. upset me greatly
4. Sadface.
haha I know, they kill me! Especially when they do their hairstyle with a small one at the front and the large one at the back...
I'd like to say that to counter your bumpits you'll probably want a nice pair of booty pop pants. A life half lived without a fuller, perkier butt :)
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