Man I love speaking with an English accent. I'm really, really horrid at it, but am I bovvered though? Face? Bovvered? Yeah. Wot are you loike?
And you're sitting there thinking, WTF! PMM and her random tangents. PMM is so random, even she doesn't know where she's going with this one.
Yet, it's as though we're floating together, on Willy Wonka's gondola, floating through a chocolate river, you can be the Oompa Loompa. Me? I'll be Willy Wonka.
I painted my nails tonight. I first painted them purple. Actually it was 'Virtual Violet'. Then I promptly removed it. I thought I looked as though I was having a mid-life crisis. (I feel this way a lot lately)
So I switched. And now I think my hands look like they belong to a drag queen. It's a problem that's plagued me since I was 17. Maybe I should seek some guidance.