Carey Mulligan, I gotta say, I love this. It's like a modern-day twist on a mermaid. I'm a massive fan of sparkle - and you've just turned it on - like you've stepped into the shower and been covered in sequins. Prada for the win.
Kristen Stewart. Or is it Kirsten? I can never remember. What I do remember is that no matter what, you never seem to smile. And that makes me a wee bit grumpy. But I'd be grumpy wearing that outfit too. It's like you got into Barbie's wardrobe and couldn't find anything to go with that Mondrian-esque skirt, so you went with pixelatted vinyl. Blergh. I don't care that it's Balenciaga. It's not even a red hot mess. It's a cold mess.