Wednesday, 1 August 2012

I've Lost My Funny

I don't know what's happened to me, but I've lost my funny. I've tried getting it back, but this week - it's MIA.

I've lost the wind in my sails, there's nothing floating my boat, no one's blowing my skirt up, I have officially lost my funny.

What's a clown without the funny? A weird person with odd make-up issues.

I'm usually a very happy person. But this week, I'm so low I could do the limbo.

Why have my wheels fallen off my apple cart? 

Tell me a joke. And tell me where my funny has gone. Please?

Image via Pinterest


Jasmine said...

Is it the weather? This time of year is depressing. Winter always feels so long and the sun is so far away. But there are hints of spring, buds swelling on cherry blossom trees, bulbs poking through the soil, light before 7am.

Here's my favourite joke:
King King went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What did they put on his coffin???

A lid! :)

Averil said...

I felt like this last week- but on Saturday a walk in the sunshine with the family in the botanic gardens fixed me. A good dose of vitamin d, a picnic and your smalls running around might do the trick. It worked for me!

Mrs Sabbatical said...

A guy walked into a doctors surgery wearing nothing but Gladwrap....the Doctor said "I can clearly see you're nuts"

Am feeling it to hen, feel like my witty repartee and blog ideas are MIA, seriously ready to hibernate some more

Sending big love and hilarious mojo your way xx

Mrs Smith said...

Amen. There is no funny here today. Just 'bleurgh' all round

I did like the nuts joke though. Very good.
My fave is

Why is a poo tapered at both ends?

So your bum doesn't slam shut.

Mon Alisa Design said...

When down and out, I search you tube for Def Leppard, fart jokes, laughing babies and the step brothers gag reel. Seems to help me hon.
The only jokes I know came from my father in law:

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto!

and... (this one is great to use on little ones)

Knock knock
who's there?
I'm up
I'm up who? (I'm a poo)

Gets Haidee everytime :)

One Flew Over said...

I think you are in need of a kick your heels up, long boozy lunch with the girls.

Always puts the va-va back into my voom xx

Flotsam Friends said...

It's too cold that's why! I know this feeling though. You need to jump on a plane to NYC! Or maybe a weekend at the beach or somewhere warm. Yes, and with girlfriends and champagne!

spectacularfairywren said...

What did they cal Postman Pat when he retired....?


thas' all


shine little light* said... These pictures are amazing and fun! And also you tube videos of twin babies talking to each other - it's hysterical. hope you're feeling better Lexi *s*

Loz and Dinny said...

I have been in a world of unfunny. I am so unfunny even kookaburras burst into tears when they see me coming ... so I joined the gym ... and when I popped a tampon during an 'attack' class I rapidly got back on track. No. Shit.