Monday, 8 October 2012
Day 8:: Frocktober - Shania Twain Called. She Wants Her Back Up Singers Back
Life's tough when you don't get your own rider. I mean Shania. She gets a rider. On her is listed:
- Pepsi Max
- bottled water from the rare waters of the Neopolitan Swirls
- a packet of CCs and vanilla Paddlepops
- a gimp
- a unicorn
- and a packet of musk Lifesavers
Me and Tiny? We get nothin'. If we're lucky some warm lemon and honey. And a dirty microphone that some roadie hooks up for us.
- Country Road smock dress
- microphone - Tiny's wand
- I am sorry Moges - I have failed both you and my Mum. No belt today. I needed to breathe.
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