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Monday, 11 February 2013

Grammys:: Spot The Difference

Can you tell which leg is Angelina's and which isn't? 

Yes. Come on. Play this game with me? Too hard? Oh come now. 

 Lookie lookie! J-Lo bows down to the altar of Angelina. It's the one leg wonder. She doesn't look to happy either. Maybe it's because her hair stylist scraped her hair back so tight. Smile sister! I am so relieved she's not wearing a full-body vajazzle this time. 
 Kelly Rowland - mmmmiiiiiaaaaaoooooowwwwww! Lady. You look HOT DIGGETY! This Georges Chakras gown is di-to-the-vine. And those svelte arms are enough inspiration to get me out of bed early and get exercising.

Simple, elegant, stylish. I am loving this pared back look on Kelly Osborne. This Paule Ka cut-out dress does good things - and I like it. 

I love Alicia Keys - but can't help but feel like this bondage bustier Mick Dundee thing doesn't do the woman justice. One thing's for certain. I'm not buying it. And neither should her stylist.

I really, really hate it when I wash my clothes and they shrink. How else could you explain this dress? Seriously. There's a cure for this. It's called: PANTS.

6 comments:

Rachel Retro said...

That leg thing that J-Lo is doing (and Angelina) isn't a great look.

Lil Sparrow said...

I agree with Rachel, what is with the 'lego thing' and the awkward posing... otherwise other outfits are awesome, except the photo of the last chick, her partner doesn't look too comfortable with her look either ?

Lil Sparrow said...

'leg' not 'lego'...cripes and I'm not even typing this on an iphone....

Norbyah Nolasco said...

i have to say, i'm a bit disappointed in the lack of originality in all these dresses here. i mean, have all the good designs been taken? i don't think so, but still...no creativity. just a bit of flashing of skin...hmmmm....

Small Catalogue said...

Oh hello. I'm a leg. I'm sick of being stuck next to that other leg, hidden apart or (worse) together under heinous garments. I work out, don't you know! I'm hard. I'm hot. I'm busting out. Making my mark on the world. I'm more than a stick with a footprint. Hear me roar.

Clare said...

I thought the same when I saw J.Lo...surely she learnt from Angelina that there's no need to point out the bleeding obvious. Yes, we know your dress has a big slit in it. Yes, we know you have killer pins...same, same...wish it was different!