Grammys:: Jack White and a Bunch of Others

 All of a sudden I have an overwhelming craving for licorice allsorts. Can't think why.

Don't you hate it when you step out for a night on the red carpet and your dress splits. All the way up the front. Like an arrow pointing to your vajazzle? Yes. I hate that too.

 I'm willing to chip in to buy Jack White some blush, anyone else interested? 

 Suzie Elelman look out. This woman is set to be your rival. 

You know how the bad guys always wear black - and the good guys look radiant in white? Well this happened and I think that's what's called a parody.