Met Gala Ball 2014:: Amanda Peet, Donatella Versace, Kim and Kanye, Dita Von Teese, Christy Turlington, Lena Dunham

I feel like Amanda is punking us. Every time she walks the red carpet, it's like she's taking the piss a little. Like there's so much potential, but then her arms look like Beetlejuice just regurgitated them. And a big dirty spider wove it's web all over her just for kicks. 

So I got Tiny to review a lot of these dresses with me. She didn't see this one, so I am just going to say it: swamp monster. 

It must be really hard work to be so awesome. *cough* I wish I had the same amount of self-love that Kanye does. Kim looks pretty gorgeous, and I really love her shoes. But I can't help but wonder if she got a wax recently. 

 Dita Von Teese I don't believe has ever put a fashion foot wrong. Drama, style. BOOM! Nailed it. 

I am going to be frank. I really love Christy Turlington. And have so since I was a teenager. And this? This tips me over. I adore her. Truly. Really. I think Ed might too.

Oh crumbs. You know I will champion Lena any which way, but not today. This dress is wrong dot com on anyone. It looks like origami gone wrong. Say no to origami dresses Lena.