The Fantasy You

I've got a terrible track record. I always say yes to people when I'd really like to say no.

I do things I don't really want to do while other people get to do the good stuff.

I say yes to having dinner with people - on their side of the bridge - when we both know it's their turn to come my side.

And if someone has an opinion different to mine, I usually clam up until the conversation has floated safely past me. Or if we continue talking, I get all flustered - including nervous rash - and mess up what I want to say.

The fantasy me:

- says no when she wants to

- doesn't do the crap while everyone else has fun

- makes people cross the bridge (because I'm worth it!)

- speaks up for her opinions - and doesn't get flustered

What's the fantasy you going to do? Are we going to do it girls? YES! We're going to kick some butt.

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Could You? Would You? Want To?

Jocelynne Wildenstein - with a chin that would make any superhero jealous.

I am always fascinated by cosmetic surgery. I've been reading on SMH this morning about celebrities who succumb to the surgery. I was particularly fascinated by the before and after shots. I have some morbid fascination with those shots - particularly as I think a lot (most) of the before shots are better than the afters.

So, could you? Would you? Want to?

What are your thoughts on cosmetic surgery?

I've documented mine before and I'm still the same. I think women look fabulous with their lines. Who epitomises true beauty to you?

Want to know who I think looks particularly scary these days? I hate to say it (since I was such a huge Nic fan), but Nicole Kidman is starting to look like Frankenstein's wife frozen in time.