the cringiest Dad of all. Danny Tanner. Even remembering his name makes me nauseous. Almost as soon as the Doctor was born, Matt started cracking Dad jokes. It must be something programmed into the human psyche. I've been counting, and each time he cracks a Dad joke I tally up the score: Dad Joke Number 167.
These are excruciatingly painful jokes. Painful because, they're just plain silly, and painful because you have to force a couple of chuckles to verify that at least you've heard the joke. And that you don't want a repeat. Otherwise your ears may start bleeding.
I can't even remember one single example because I think out of kindness - my brain has deleted them.
However, I don't ever remember my own Dad cracking Dad Jokes. I still don't think he cracks Dad Jokes.
I do however know that my FIL has a whole cache of Dad Jokes. And these are even worse than Matt's Dad Jokes. I don't think I have any bias, I just think my FIL has more of a talent for bad Dad Jokes. That he likes to share over and over and over again. And then once more to make sure you've heard it. Uh huh.
Does your Dad, partner, husband, boyfriend or friend crack corny Dad Jokes? Is there a support group?
These are excruciatingly painful jokes. Painful because, they're just plain silly, and painful because you have to force a couple of chuckles to verify that at least you've heard the joke. And that you don't want a repeat. Otherwise your ears may start bleeding.
I can't even remember one single example because I think out of kindness - my brain has deleted them.
However, I don't ever remember my own Dad cracking Dad Jokes. I still don't think he cracks Dad Jokes.
I do however know that my FIL has a whole cache of Dad Jokes. And these are even worse than Matt's Dad Jokes. I don't think I have any bias, I just think my FIL has more of a talent for bad Dad Jokes. That he likes to share over and over and over again. And then once more to make sure you've heard it. Uh huh.
Does your Dad, partner, husband, boyfriend or friend crack corny Dad Jokes? Is there a support group?
